The Apocalypse is here

OK, this is weird even by this blog's standards.

First the US Center for Disease Control releases guidelines for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Then we have

• a Miami incident of a naked man chewing a homeless man's face off but that's OK because he's a good church boy who was carrying his Bible
• a Maryland student eating his roommate's heart and brains
• a second instance of someone getting their face chewed off.
• a porn actor kills, rapes and dismembers somebody (no particular order) and mails body parts to two of Canada's political parties
• now more body parts have shown up in Vancouver

so the CDC announces that there is, in fact, no Zombie Apocalypse.

Yeah, right.