A Georgia couple was arrested this week on charges of child cruelty and
false imprisonment after their 15-year-old daughter told authorities
that she was forced to live in a chicken coop and wear a
remote-controlled shock collar.
These people are likely biblical literalists. I've read the Bible cover to cover in several translations and there's nothing in there about shock collars. Besides, I've tried them with my dachshunds and they don't work. The same technique also hasn't worked in the ex-gay movement.
Assuming they were married and the presiding minister asked "does anybody know a good reason why these two should not", somebody should have gotten up and said "they're too stupid to breathe, nevermind breed".